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Jakob performs live. We do not know how to stop him. Earplugs are not recommended - the frequencies are part of the experience.
⚠ VENUE ADVISORY ⚠
All venues have been inspected for adequate tunnel access. Jakob requires a minimum of 3 square metres of digging area backstage. Do not attempt to pet Jakob before or during the show. You will not get your hand back.
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NO SHOWS SCHEDULED
Jakob is currently underground. Check back soon - or never. Time is a flat circle.